So some of you may have noticed I’ve been slacking pretty
hard core. I apologize, and in penance,
have reviewed every episode of comedy shows I watched in the last week, which
started on Sunday, with…
Happy Endings
So, this was a thing.
Jane and Dave tried
to find guys for Max to date. Jane had the perfect guy, and so did Dave,
and they set Max up right away. Max was
not terribly impressed with either guy, mainly due to the fact that Jane’s guy
was guy-Jane, and Dave’s guy was gay-Dave.
Max didn’t like either guy, but he did find another guy he liked,
Marcus.
When they are on a date, Dave and Jane crash with their gay
dopplegangers, and completely scare off Marcus.
Max calls them out on their BS, and storms out of the bar. Dave and Jane try to get Marcus to talk to
Max again, but are harshly rebuffed.
When they see Max again, they apologize, and Max accepts, letting them
know that he already has an awesome Jane and kick ass Jane in his life, and so
doesn’t need another. Aww.
In other news, Alex is
going to Rom-Com Con, and Brad and Penny
manage to break a keepsake plate as she is leaving, and then Alex’s racist
parrot Tyler kicks the bucket while they are gluing it back together. Brad and Penny stage a ‘plausable’ death
scene, and Alex totally buys it, or she will, once the parrot autopsy comes
back.
At Tyler’s funeral, Alex talks about the human hand that
caused his death, and Penny and Brad can’t handle the pressure, and spill the
beans. Alex is obviously pissed, after
her confusion fades(she thought Tyler committed suicide due to the argument
they had), and goes to verify with the autopsy, revealing Tyler died of alcohol
poisoning…as a picture of Alex and Tyler scrolls across the screen, them
drinking a martini together. Alex resigns
herself to knowing she killed Tyler, and the gang reminisces about the horribly
racist bird.
So this episode felt like it was hitting beats, and
occasionally finding punchlines, but the character pairing didn’t really ring
true for me. There were definite funny
moments, but the whole thing didn’t gel for me as Happy Endings normally does.
I did find a couple of funny lines for you, though:
Jane, to Alex,
wondering why she brought her parrot out to a restaurant: “Wait, I’m not
surprised, I once saw you put sunscreen on a grape so it wouldn’t become a
raisin.”
Jane and Max, as
Jane and Dave snuck into Max’s apartment: “How did you know we were here?” “I smelled testosterone—and Dave, you smell
like peppers, bud!”
Raising Hope
This episode was great.
A great cameo by Christopher Lloyd really made it for me, and the jokes
were great as well.
The grocery store Jimmy and Sabrina works at is having a
pioneer days festival. This will be
important later.
In actual story arcs, Jimmy needs a new car due to the fact
that his van is not an appropriate transport for Hope, who’s car seat is bungee
corded into the back. Sabrina tells him
he needs to get a new car, and Jimmy acquiesces, assuming of course his parents
say yes.
His parents are not on board at all, telling Jimmy that they
don’t use credit, they only buy things with cash, and used. They offer to help him find a used car the
next day. All the cars they find in
Jimmy’s price range are terrible…that is, until they find a Delorean. And yes, it is about as awesome as you’d
think. Too bad it’s out of Jimmy’s price
range. Virginia and Burt, though, REALLY
want it, and decide to throw in the extra money, and give Jimmy Virginia’s old
car.
Unfortunately again, Virginia’s car is about as bad as Jimmy
van, and Sabrina finally convinces Jimmy to go to a dealership just to see what
they have. Jimmy immediately falls in
love with a fully loaded minivan, and has the salesman run his credit. Jimmy is terribly confused when his credit
score comes back as a 91…out of 850.
Turns out his parents took out a credit card in his name
when he was 5, and never paid it off. In
fact, they used Jimmy to spite the creditor, so he is not very impressed with
the chance family in general. And who is
this creditor, you may ask? Well, if you
were paying attention, you will remember Christopher Lloyd guested, and it is
him! Virginia and Burt even try to get
the Delorean to 88mph, and it’s great.
The Chances go to the bank and try to get Jimmy’s credit
fixed, and Christopher Lloyd is still there.
He is apprehensive, but then finds out they have a Delorean. Seeing as it was Christopher Lloyd’s dream
car, they give it to him to eliminate the debt, cause that is definitely how
things work. Anyway, it does work, and
they walk out with Jimmy having clear credit.
Jimmy and Sabrina go back to the car dealership, and get a
very basic minivan that is fully within their budget, and it is super cute.
Oh, and Christopher Lloyd tries to get the Delorean up to
88mph, and ends up stopped in front of the grocery store, still in full Pioneer
Days decoration. He is terribly happy
that his ‘time travel’ worked, and it was basically the greatest thing ever.
This episode was great, and incredibly funny, to boot. The product-placement was a titch egregious,
but I’m sure it helps cover costs that will make Fox think this show is a good
investment, so yay?
I got a bunch of funny lines:
Creepy co-worker, to
Sabrina after Jimmy needed to get parental permission for a new car: “I’m a free thinker, and I can do 25
sit-ups…throughout the course of the day”
Virginia, on the dangers
of credit: “Credit is why this whole country is in a repression!”
Burt, on the
silver lining: “Now their houses are either underwater or upside down. While that sounds fun for a weekend, it’s no
way to live.”
Jimmy, to his
butt, when he learns about heated seats: “Your life is about to change, my
friend”
Christopher Lloyd, after
he thinks his time travel worked: “I’m off to the year 2008 to marry Susan
Boyle, before she got rich and famous!”
Happy Endings(again)
I’ve read that ABC is burning off this and Don’t Trust the B
by airing two episodes every week, and if that is a portend for eminent cancellation,
I will be very sad. But in any case, for
now, we get extra episodes, yay!
This episode was pretty funny, but also rather forgettable.
Brad and Dave
decide they need to fix the dimmer switch in Brad and Jane’s apartment, mostly
because Brad isn’t feeling very manly.
They man it up, and do more prep work than actual work done. In the end, they manage to short out the
electricity in the whole apartment, while Brad screams like a little girl. They try to figure out the issue, and get
into a bit of a pissing contest that ends with the Man-am games. Jane walks in on them, and reminds him that
he is a man: he couldn’t be acting more like a man, stupid stubborn and smelly. They kiss and it’s awww.
Alex just sold a
dress to some sort of pop star, and Penny
convinces Alex that she should use the paparazzi to get publicity for Alex’s
store. At the restaurant, the pop star
comes out, and her date completely freaks out and runs away. The pop star spazzes out as well, and
destroys a camera and Penny’s car.
Later, at the store, the pop star comes in, and reams them out. Alex and Penny apologize, and help the pop
star sneak away from the paparazzi with Penny pretending to be her under a coat
while the pop star has a date in Dave’s steak truck.
Jane and Max, lastly,
decide to try and find Max’s gay category so he can find his perfect
match. They go out with Jane’s crazy
hair and plaid pants, and figure out that Max isn’t a young grasshopper, an ostrich,
a ginger snap, chameleon, lobster, broadway queen, sitcom gay, seal, or hairy. They decide, instead to make up his own
group: the optimistic red velvet walrus group.
Unfortunately, no one shows up until a wild Allen shows up, and then an
actual optimistic red velvet walrus, and it was great.
Like I said before, this episode was pretty funny, but not
terribly memorable. I had to watch it a
second time to even remember what it was about, which doesn’t bode well for it’s
longevity.
I got a couple of funny lines, though:
Dave, after
saying something vaguely abusey: “I meant that in a figure of speech kind of
way, and not a domestic violence kind of way…”
Penny and Alex, as
Penny runs into Alex’s store: “OMG, I’m going to die! Me too, but why are we talking about that now,
it’s sad?”
The Middle
This episode seemed like a character development episode,
and not so much with the funny.
Axl and Sue end
up in the same life skills class, and they start fighting almost immediately. Sue is way to involved in her learning for
Axl’s taste, and Sue is not impressed that Axl is in a class for 9th
and 10th graders. They end up
on a group project together, and Sue insists on doing the whole thing early,
while Axl wants to wait until the day before.
Sue finishes the assignment way ahead of schedule and Axl doesn’t help
even one little iota.
On the day of the presentation, Sue has everything in a
plastic bag by the door, right next to an identical bag full of garbage. Of course, she grabs the bag of garbage, and
ends up having a meltdown , but Axl has her back. He uses his school full of connections to get
a posterboard, Sue’s paper and visual aids all delivers to class by the time
they are set to present, and it’s pretty amazing how it all comes together.
Mike and Frankie,
on the other hand, have to deal with a tree branch falling on their car. The insurance company is way backed up, and
they have to wait a week to get it fixed, until they finally hear that their
insurance won’t cover it due to it being an act of god. Too bad that the tree branch falling was
determined to not be an act of god, since the tree wasn’t trimmed properly
. Sue freaks out just a little, but they
get nothing in the end, except their church offers use of the church van until their
car is fixed.
Lastly, Brick is
being followed by a suspicious Dave Foley.
Brick has been referred to him to help him learn to make friends. Brick is not as enamored with the kids that
think it is funny to punch other kids in the funny bits, but Dave Foley insists
on meeting with him weekly, and during his library time, to boot. Brick is not impressed. He uses the techniques that Dave Foley gives
him, and awkwards all over his classmates.
Brick wonders why he needs to make friends with kids, if the points is so
he can make connections easier as an adult.
Since he is already pretty awesome at making friends with adults, isn’t
he ahead of the other kids already?
Brick wonders what the point of making friends with kids it, and stumps Dave
Foley right to the break.
Dave Foley does have an answer, though: he has no idea why
Brick needs to be friends with kids. He
does ask Brick a favor: do him a solid so Dave Foley doesn’t have to work at
the key cutting kiosk, pretty please?
Brick agrees to make a friend, under the condition that their sessions
get moved from library time to Gym time.
This was a solid episode with great character development,
despite the fact that the laughs weren’t hugely important. I did get a funny line, though:
Dave Foley, in
talking with Brick about personal connections: “I didn’t have a girlfriend
until I was 30…but this is no time to bring up Shelly.”
Suburgatory
This was an okay episode.
The Tessa stuff was not great, but the Shay’s were fantastic.
Tessa and Daliah
took the SATs, or possibly the PSATs, and got their scores right away, or
something? I’m not sure, ti was very
confusing, even on second watch. Dallas gave Daliah a car for her
effort, while George gave Tessa a
card and ice cream. Tessa is more than a
little incensed, and mocks Daliah for her lack of intellect. There is a hip hop dance off, and George and
Dallas get in a fight over parenting techniques, and the whole thing was very
strange and a little off-putting.
The Shay’s on the
other hand, are doing everything in their power to get Ryan back. They kidnap Malik, and arrange a hostage swap
with Malik’s parents. Or dinner, as
Malik’s mom actually said. They make it
to the dinner, and Ryan/Eugene is very angry
still, and vocally lets them know. They
Shays eventually leave sans Ryan, and are very sad.
Ryan, though, is sad too, because the chocolate pudding
dessert didn’t have a skin, his favorite part.
He asks Malik if he can get his new black mom to make it with skin, and
Malik shoots him down pretty hard core.
The next thing we know, Ryan is back at the Shays, and everyone is
happy. Aww.
Oh, and I’m not even going to go into the ‘C’ plot,
involving Opus the baby not being socially aware enough for preschool. It was incredibly stupid and not funny at
all.
The Shay plot in this episode was really funny with quite a
few laughs, but the other tow plots were really lame, and not up to the
snarkiness I expect from this show.
I did get one funny line, though:
Dallas, after
Tessa started to apologize: “Wasn’t that nice Daliah? Tessa apologized by apologizing!”
Okay, I'm pretty sure this is already the longest blog post I've ever done, so I'm going to hold off on NBC Thursdays until tomorrow. Enjoy!
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